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Donut Bulge
“You have to look for the bulges. Bulges aren’t good.” Ten year old Evan kept repeatedly himself, telling me to look for bulges. I had no idea what the young lad was talking about, but it was making …
Dear Chipotle
Dear Chipotle, or as I like to call you - Chippy, Please develop a process whereby one person can order multiple chippies at one time. I can appreciate you like to keep the line moving, and each …
Mom Has Meltdown; Pizza Will Survive
Menopausal Mom Punches Pizza; Child Watches In Horror Published: Saturday 19 May 2012, 4:13 EDT SOMEWHEREIN, Mich (NOTKIDDING) - One person suffered a minor meltdown after a frozen pizza would …
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